IFG B'day Celebration - Tin can bashing -Sunday, 19th Oct

Post by **Mack The Knife** » Mon Oct 27, 2008 10:37 pm

lazybones";p="57629 wrote:Hey Mo: just saw your last post. Trust all is well.

Unfortunately so. I have since sacked the truck driver on grounds of utter incompetence and am currently on the look out for a road roller. Please contact me via PM if you could spare one.

lazybones · Post by **lazybones** » Mon Oct 27, 2008 11:06 pm

Holding my belly hard and doing multiple rolls on the floor laughing

Ashok

TenX · Post by **TenX** » Tue Oct 28, 2008 12:26 am

Mack The Knife Bana";p="57637 wrote:
lazybones";p="57629 wrote:Hey Mo: just saw your last post. Trust all is well.
Unfortunately so. I have since sacked the truck driver on grounds of utter incompetence and am currently on the look out for a road roller. Please contact me via PM if you could spare one.

.. Actually, MO, now that you are still kicking around.. care to share the experience.. not that anyone of us may want to have a go at it ...

Mo · Post by Mo » Tue Oct 28, 2008 9:54 pm

@Lazybones: I'm alright buddy. Thanks! Well all I can say about her brother is that a certain doctor in kerala had to perform an excessively excruciating operation on him. I mean, pulling a shot gun outta someone's ass aint a small thing.

@Rusty: I cant believe you're still looking for a road roller. I repeat "The dietitian was kidding when he said only a road roller can flatten than tummy of yours!"

@Tenx: Well bro, it was a hot day and I was coming out of the Armani showroom and was waiting for the valet to pull up in my Aston Martin Vanquish. I chanced upon this cute kid standing on the other side of the road and couldn't help but think: "Who would leave a kid alone on the busy streets of New York?"

I was shaking my head at the thought when I felt a vibration in the chest pocket of my suit. I pulled out my cell phone. I hate these new Vertu's. They're so blingy if you ask me. But hey, its a gift and I have to use it. Anyways, It was the stupid brokers again. I mean, so what if the stocks are failing? Money isn't everything y'know!

I was trying to get of the phone when I turned to see that cute child crossing the road. My eyes immediately zeroed in a pimped chevy speeding down the road. I had a split second to react and throwing caution to wind I dived at the child. The Vertu had barely hit the sidewalk before I scooped the child up in my arms.

Brakes screeched and tyres squealed. The chevy came to a stop but the damage was done. By swerving to avoid us, he barely missed us. But the bloody fender brushed me on the forehead.

I got up, asked the child if everything was fine. Avoiding the admiring stares and concerned "Are you aright's" from the crowd I slowly walked to my Vanquish and drove home. After all, I had to get ready for my flight.

I hope I havent missed any details. But thats the gist of it.

Post by **Mack The Knife** » Tue Oct 28, 2008 9:58 pm

Effing dreamer...

Get working on my laptop or you will be pulling a blunderbus out of yours.

Mo · Post by Mo » Tue Oct 28, 2008 10:10 pm

First, you will have to get your hands on a blunderbuss.

lazybones · Post by **lazybones** » Tue Oct 28, 2008 10:17 pm

Mo: IFG should give you a medal the size of a soup plate for your valor, and replace the Vertu of-course

Good to hear you're ok

Ashok

Mo · Post by Mo » Tue Oct 28, 2008 10:32 pm

Oh! I'm not the one for these accolades. But if you insist I can accept the medal.

The Vertu's alright though. I never liked it in the first place.

TenX · Post by **TenX** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 12:02 am

Yo MJ... Stop staring t lone kids !!!

Mo · Post by Mo » Wed Oct 29, 2008 12:18 am

He he he.. This is where I grab my crotch and go Aeeeuuuuuuu!

TenX · Post by **TenX** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 11:33 am

.. but seriously... what exactly happened... I'd like to know. But if it is such an embarrasment... well...

Mo · Post by Mo » Wed Oct 29, 2008 9:42 pm

Lol. Its no embarrassment man. I was standing out in the field on a narrow pathway and a mini truck was passing by. I moved to the side to let it pass. There was a metal thingy sticking outta the back that got caught in my tee and flipped me over. I have no idea how i flipped. lol.

Anyways, I avoided the first hit from the fall with my hand and that took a nice chunk off my palm. But I still had momentum and the next hit couldnt be avoided so I landed on my face. A gash on the forehead, left cheekbone, nose and upper lip was the result! lol.

I got up, cleaned and headed to the hospital to have it looked at. A few days rest got me back up n ready..

OverUnderPump · Post by **OverUnderPump** » Thu Oct 30, 2008 12:26 am

No wonder Rusty sacked that sloppy sod of a trucker

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regards

OUP

TenX · Post by **TenX** » Thu Oct 30, 2008 8:44 am

Mo";p="57784 wrote: Lol. Its no embarrassment man. I was standing out in the field on a narrow pathway and a mini truck was passing by. I moved to the side to let it pass. There was a metal thingy sticking outta the back that got caught in my tee and flipped me over. I have no idea how i flipped. lol.

Anyways, I avoided the first hit from the fall with my hand and that took a nice chunk off my palm. But I still had momentum and the next hit couldnt be avoided so I landed on my face. A gash on the forehead, left cheekbone, nose and upper lip was the result! lol.

I got up, cleaned and headed to the hospital to have it looked at. A few days rest got me back up n ready..

Bad scene dude... Anyways, good that something like this ended with less injury... I have heard of very bad cases (sometmes its close to unbelievable) with these irresponsible truckers...

Mo · Post by Mo » Thu Oct 30, 2008 10:17 pm

No wonder Rusty sacked that sloppy sod of a trucker

Well the trucky was on his way to deliver a ton of beef to Rusty. He was delayed by the accident. Hence the consequence!

@Tenx: Yeah man, Im just glad its no biggy!

Mo.

So what is the update on the TCB meet?

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