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Postby brihacharan » Wed Jan 13, 2016 7:47 pm

Rate these answers...Smart / Intelligent / Stupid!!!
Teacher (T) – Student (S)

T: What is your birth date?
S: 13th October
T: Which year?
S: EVERY YEAR

T: Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
S: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

T: Any great man born in your village?
S: No sir, only small Babies!!!

T: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
S: Writes, "Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who Jayanthi is.

T: Imagine you are on the3rd floor, and it caught fire, how will you escape?
S: Simple. I will stop using my imagination!!!

T: Which is the oldest animal in world?
S: ZEBRA
T: How?
S: Bcoz it is still Black & White!

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Re: Rate these Answers!!!

Postby kshitij » Wed Jan 13, 2016 8:05 pm

The teacher just got schooled :D


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Postby GNV » Thu Jan 14, 2016 12:11 am

"T: Imagine you are on the3rd floor, and it caught fire, how will you escape?
S: Simple. I will stop using my imagination!!! "

I rate the above the best





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