A New Beer

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A New Beer

Post by Mark » Sun Nov 29, 2015 12:27 am

I told my wife that I'm gonna be the smartest man around 'cause I started drinking this genius beer.

She corrected me:, "It's pronounced Guinness."
"What if he had no knife? In that case he would not be a good bushman so there is no need to consider the possibility." H.A. Lindsay, 1947

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Re: A New Beer

Post by essdee1972 » Mon Nov 30, 2015 12:27 pm

ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL
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Re: A New Beer

Post by brihacharan » Mon Nov 30, 2015 1:44 pm

Mark wrote:I told my wife that I'm gonna be the smartest man around 'cause I started drinking this genius beer.

She corrected me:, "It's pronounced Guinness."
Yes Mark, after a few mugs - it would indeed be a "Genius" ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL
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Re: A New Beer

Post by Trajeev » Mon Nov 30, 2015 8:58 pm

ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL HaHaHa :cheers:

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Re: A New Beer

Post by ckkalyan » Tue Dec 01, 2015 3:28 am

Good one Mark! :lol:

That's gonna be my new go to 'smart' drink!
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Re: A New Beer

Post by xl_target » Wed Dec 02, 2015 9:53 pm

Hehe, our wives always seem to know exactly how much of a "genius" we are.
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Re: A New Beer

Post by Mark » Thu Dec 03, 2015 12:11 pm

Just like the saying "Behind every great man there's a woman rolling her eyes" :)
"What if he had no knife? In that case he would not be a good bushman so there is no need to consider the possibility." H.A. Lindsay, 1947

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Re: A New Beer

Post by brihacharan » Thu Dec 03, 2015 1:04 pm

Mark wrote:Just like the saying "Behind every great man there's a woman rolling her eyes" :)
ROLLING PIN :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: A New Beer

Post by Mark » Sat Dec 05, 2015 9:37 am

Yeah those too on occasion!
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Re: A New Beer

Post by Sakobav » Sat Dec 05, 2015 8:47 pm

Nice ones Mark

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Re: A New Beer

Post by eekme » Tue Dec 08, 2015 3:31 pm

haha this thread made me LOL

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