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Mark
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A New Beer

Postby Mark » Sun Nov 29, 2015 12:27 am

I told my wife that I'm gonna be the smartest man around 'cause I started drinking this genius beer.

She corrected me:, "It's pronounced Guinness."


"What if he had no knife? In that case he would not be a good bushman so there is no need to consider the possibility." H.A. Lindsay, 1947

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Re: A New Beer

Postby essdee1972 » Mon Nov 30, 2015 12:27 pm

ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL


Cheers!

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Re: A New Beer

Postby brihacharan » Mon Nov 30, 2015 1:44 pm

Mark wrote:I told my wife that I'm gonna be the smartest man around 'cause I started drinking this genius beer.

She corrected me:, "It's pronounced Guinness."


Yes Mark, after a few mugs - it would indeed be a "Genius" ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL
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Re: A New Beer

Postby ckkalyan » Tue Dec 01, 2015 3:28 am

Good one Mark! :lol:

That's gonna be my new go to 'smart' drink!


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Re: A New Beer

Postby xl_target » Wed Dec 02, 2015 9:53 pm

Hehe, our wives always seem to know exactly how much of a "genius" we are.


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Re: A New Beer

Postby Mark » Thu Dec 03, 2015 12:11 pm

Just like the saying "Behind every great man there's a woman rolling her eyes" :)


"What if he had no knife? In that case he would not be a good bushman so there is no need to consider the possibility." H.A. Lindsay, 1947

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Re: A New Beer

Postby brihacharan » Thu Dec 03, 2015 1:04 pm

Mark wrote:Just like the saying "Behind every great man there's a woman rolling her eyes" :)


ROLLING PIN :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: A New Beer

Postby Mark » Sat Dec 05, 2015 9:37 am

Yeah those too on occasion!
:)


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Re: A New Beer

Postby ngrewal » Sat Dec 05, 2015 8:47 pm

Nice ones Mark



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Re: A New Beer

Postby eekme » Tue Dec 08, 2015 3:31 pm

haha this thread made me LOL




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