Don't mess with Oldies.

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Don't mess with Oldies.

Post by amitgzb » Mon Jun 01, 2015 5:24 pm

AN OLD MAN WALKED INTO TOWN AND TIED HIS OLD MULE TO THE HITCH RAIL. AS HE STOOD THERE, BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HIS FACE AND CLOTHES, A YOUNG GUNSLINGER STEPPED OUT OF THE SALOON WITH A GUN IN ONE HAND AND A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY IN THE OTHER.
THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER LOOKED AT THE OLD MAN AND LAUGHED, SAYING, "HEY, OLD MAN, HAVE YOU EVER DANCED?"

THE OLD MAN LOOKED UP AT THE GUNSLINGER AND SAID, "NO, I NEVER DID DANCE... NEVER REALLY WANTED TO."

A CROWD HAD GATHERED AS THE GUNSLINGER GRINNED AND SAID, "WELL, YOU OLD GEEZER, YOU'RE GONNA DANCE NOW," AND STARTED

SHOOTING AT THE OLD MAN'S FEET.

THE OLD PROSPECTOR - NOT WANTING TO GET HIS TOE BLOWN OFF - STARTED HOPPING AROUND. EVERYBODY WAS LAUGHING.

WHEN HIS LAST BULLET HAD BEEN FIRED, THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER, STILL LAUGHING, HOLSTERED HIS GUN AND TURNED AROUND TO GO
BACK INTO THE SALOON.

THE OLD MAN TURNED TO HIS PACK MULE, PULLED OUT A DOUBLE-BARRELED SHOTGUN, AND COCKED BOTH HAMMERS.THE LOUD CLICKS CARRIED CLEARLY THROUGH THE DESERT AIR. THE CROWD STOPPED LAUGHING IMMEDIATELY.

THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER HEARD THE SOUNDS TOO, AND HE TURNED AROUND VERY SLOWLY. THE SILENCE WAS ALMOST DEAFENING.

THE CROWD WATCHED AS THE YOUNG GUNMAN STARED AT THE OLD MAN AND THE LARGE GAPING HOLES OF THOSE TWIN GUN BARRELS.

THE BARRELS OF THE SHOTGUN NEVER WAVERED IN THE OLD MAN'S HANDS, AS HE QUIETLY SAID, "SON, HAVE YOU EVER LICKED A MULE'S ASS?"

THE GUNSLINGER SWALLOWED HARD AND SAID, "NO SIR... BUT... I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO."

THERE ARE A FEW LESSONS FOR US ALL HERE:
1 - Never be arrogant.
2 - Don't waste ammunition.
3 - Whiskey makes you think you're smarter than you are
4 - Always, always make sure you know who has the power.
5 - Don't mess with old men; they didn't get old by being stupid

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Re: Don't mess with Oldies.

Post by ibalajis » Tue Jun 02, 2015 7:50 am

Ha Ha... Good one.

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Re: Don't mess with Oldies.

Post by brihacharan » Tue Jun 02, 2015 12:21 pm

It's Never Too Late to Learn How to SHOOT :lol:
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Re: Don't mess with Oldies.

Post by aadhaulya » Fri Jun 05, 2015 6:09 am

amitgzb wrote: 1 - Never be arrogant.
2 - Don't waste ammunition.
3 - Whiskey makes you think you're smarter than you are
4 - Always, always make sure you know who has the power.
5 - Don't mess with old men; they didn't get old by being stupid
Fully agree with you though not necessarily in that order. :D

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Re: Don't mess with Oldies.

Post by sa_ali » Tue Jun 16, 2015 4:47 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHA TOOO GOOOD

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