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Creative Communication!!!

Post by brihacharan » Mon Apr 20, 2015 11:35 am

A Lawyer had a Wife and 12 Children & needed to move as his Rental Agreement was coming to an end.

When he said he had 12 children, no one would rent a home to him because they knew that the Children Would Destroy the Home.

He could not say that he had no children, he could not Lie, after all lawyers cannot & are not expected to lie!

So, he had an idea, he sent his wife for a walk to the cemetery with 11 children.

He took the remaining one with him to see homes with the Real Estate Agent.

He liked one of the homes and the agent asked…

How Many Children Do You Have & he answered -12 children.

The agent asked "Where are the others?

The Lawyer answered, with a sad look, "They are at the Cemetery with their Mother.

And that's the way he was able to “Rent a home for His Family without Lying”

MORAL: It is not necessary to lie, per say – “One only has to put things in a different way”
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Post by dr.jayakumar » Mon Apr 20, 2015 11:43 am

i like that..smart one.lawyers do not lie???
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Post by aadhaulya » Mon Apr 20, 2015 11:52 am

dr.jayakumar wrote:i like that..smart one.lawyers do not lie???
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Can someone please find me one!!!!!!!!!

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Post by astronomy.domaine » Mon Apr 20, 2015 12:16 pm

Find you what..? A lawyer? ....or a graveyard..! :)
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Post by nagarifle » Mon Apr 20, 2015 12:20 pm

layers do not lia, they are economical with the truth in porparation to the amount you pay them. ROTFL
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Post by astronomy.domaine » Mon Apr 20, 2015 12:24 pm

Find you what..? A lawyer? ....or a cemetery?..! :)
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Post by aadhaulya » Mon Apr 20, 2015 12:24 pm

:agree: so would others..
astronomy.domaine wrote:Find you what..? A lawyer? ....or a graveyard..! :)
Both, I suppose..........

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Post by chucky » Wed Apr 22, 2015 3:37 pm

astronomy.domaine wrote:Find you what..? A lawyer? ....or a cemetery?..! :)
Find the former and you will end up in the latter. :)

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