Bill Gates Throws in His Towel!!!

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Bill Gates Throws in His Towel!!!

Post by brihacharan » Wed Apr 08, 2015 1:43 pm

After receiving this letter from Bollywood actor Ms. Alia Bhat - Bill Gates resigned as Chairman of Microsoft :lol:

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
I have some questions to ask...

1. The alphabets are not in order - when will you launch the correct version?
2. There is a 'start button' but I can't find the 'stop' button?
3. I've already learnt the 'Microsoft Word' - When are you launching 'Microsoft Sentence?
4. Finally one 'personal' question.... Why is your name 'Gates' when you're selling 'Windows'?
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Re: Bill Gates Throws in His Towel!!!

Post by aadhaulya » Wed Apr 08, 2015 2:46 pm

ROTFL ROTFL

Good one Briha ji

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Re: Bill Gates Throws in His Towel!!!

Post by timmy » Fri Apr 10, 2015 5:43 pm

brihacharan wrote:After receiving this letter from Bollywood actor Ms. Alia Bhat - Bill Gates resigned as Chairman of Microsoft :lol:

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
I have some questions to ask...

1. The alphabets are not in order - when will you launch the correct version?
2. There is a 'start button' but I can't find the 'stop' button?
3. I've already learnt the 'Microsoft Word' - When are you launching 'Microsoft Sentence?
4. Finally one 'personal' question.... Why is your name 'Gates' when you're selling 'Windows'?
Briha
1. He has never done anything else to standards so that his software won't interwork with anything else. Why shouldn't he use a proprietary alphabet, as well?
2. Every time I hold down a key too long, I bring up some sort of "hotkey" function and have to cruise the web to find out how to shut this off. I'd like a "stop" button, too!
3. Don't give him any more ideas for M$ to correct something else while we type. His applications already think they know more than the person behind the keyboard.
4. The product is "Windows" and it makes "gates" in your wallet for the money to come out. "Windows" could have been called "chutes and ladders" for the playground the bugs inside of it use to play on.
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Re: Bill Gates Throws in His Towel!!!

Post by dr.jayakumar » Fri Apr 10, 2015 6:20 pm

Why is your name 'Gates' when you're selling 'Windows'?
this one really tickled me.
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Re: Bill Gates Throws in His Towel!!!

Post by brihacharan » Mon Apr 13, 2015 11:11 am

Timmy....Now you got me thinking :D
Enter, Pause, Save, Delete....that's how minds work ain't it?
You get a message, You think about it, Store it if its worth, if not delete ROTFL
Briha
PS: The most fascinating thing about computers is....At 6 when I was struggling to hold a pencil, my 6 year old grandson is perfectly at home with his 'tablet' :lol:
Briha

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