The girl behind the counter asked - Would you like some fries with that?
While walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted.....
Look at that dead bird!'
The guy next to me looked up at the sky and said...'Where’?!!!
My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car which is designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped.
She keeps it in the car trunk!!!
Cousin Fred couldn't find his luggage in the airport baggage carousel and went to the lost luggage office and reported the loss.
The woman there smiled and asked him - 'Has your plane arrived yet?!!!
While working at a pizza parlor my friend saw a man ordering a small pizza. The cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time then said –
Just cut it into 4 pieces, I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.
Yes! You find them everywhere
Briha
