How relaxed are you......

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How relaxed are you......

Post by farook » Tue Jun 10, 2014 7:17 am

Check ur presence of mind.............Take d test.
relax, clear your mind and begin, what's the 1st answer that comes to ur mind???...........

1. What do you put in a toaster?






































Answer:
"bread." If you said "toast," give up now and do something else.. Try not to hurt yourself. If you said bread, go to Question 2


2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?





























Answer:
Cows drink water. If you said "milk," don't attempt the next question.
Your brain is over -stressed and may even overheat. Content yourself by reading more appropriate literature such as Auto World. However, if you said "water", proceed to question 3...


3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a
green house made from?










































Answer:
Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said "green bricks," why the hell are you still reading these?? If you said "glass," go on to Question 4.



4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane crashes from 20,000 feet over Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into East and West Germany) Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany, West Germany, "no
man's land"?

















































Answer: You don't bury survivors!!! If you said ANYTHING else, you must stop. If you said, "You don't bury survivors", proceed to the next question.


5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from Mumbai to Pune. In Mumbai , 17 people get on, in Pune , 16 get off. Name the driver.




























Answer: Oh, for crying out loud! Don't you remember your own name? It was YOU!!

Now pass this along to all your friends and pray they do better than you...
PS: 95% of people fail most of the questions.
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Re: How relaxed are you......

Post by brihacharan » Tue Jun 10, 2014 9:38 am

Hi Farook,
> This may surprise you & many others who have read your queries....
>I got all the answers RIGHT in the first Go :D
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Re: How relaxed are you......

Post by RA.50 » Tue Jun 10, 2014 9:45 am

Hey,

It was a good post :D

However, I got 4 out 5 :lol:

Thanks for sharing

RA.50

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Re: How relaxed are you......

Post by anubhav_rulez » Tue Jun 10, 2014 9:48 am

I got 4 out of 5 correct...just got confused in silk & milk :oops:
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Re: How relaxed are you......

Post by farook » Tue Jun 10, 2014 10:22 am

You really are relaxed Briha Ji, BTW none of you would be surprised to know that I just got the first one right....
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Re: How relaxed are you......

Post by essdee1972 » Tue Jun 10, 2014 11:20 am

Brihaji has reached Zen level!

Missed the survivors part. Concentrated more on 20,000 feet. No survivors likely, so brain missed that important word!!
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Re: How relaxed are you......

Post by farook » Wed Jul 09, 2014 12:23 pm

Was hoping more members would try this
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Re: How relaxed are you......

Post by chucky » Wed Jul 09, 2014 4:58 pm

farook wrote:Was hoping more members would try this
I bet a lot have tried but are embarrassed to admit they got the first one wrong. Me I got buried under the Berlin wall. :oops:

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