GOD does have a sense of Humor!!!

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GOD does have a sense of Humor!!!

Post by brihacharan » Tue Apr 16, 2013 12:43 pm

GOD does have a sense of Humor!!!

An elderly woman received a call informing that her daughter was sick & was hospitalized.
To rush to the hospital, she hurried to her car and found that she had locked her keys inside.

The woman found an old rusty coat hanger left on the ground. She looked at it and said "I don't know how to use this."
She bowed her head and asked GOD to send her HELP.

Within 5 minutes a beat up old motorcycle pulled up and a bearded man wearing an old biker skull cap got off of his bike and asked if he could help.

She said: "Yes, my daughter is sick. I’ve locked my keys in my car. I must get to the hospital.
Please, can you use this hanger to unlock my car asked the lady?"

He said "Sure." He walked over to the car, and in less than a minute the car was open.
She hugged the man and through tears said "Thank You SO Much! You are a very nice man."

The man replied "Lady, I am NOT a nice man. I just got out of PRISON - I was in for car theft."
The woman hugged the man again sobbing, "Oh, thank you GOD, You even sent me a Professional!"

Surely GOD does have a sense of Humor – doesn’t HE!
Strange are the ways that GOD acts to favour those who truly believe in Him / Her :D
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Re: GOD does have a sense of Humor!!!

Post by hamiclar01 » Tue Apr 16, 2013 10:19 pm

brihacharan wrote: Strange are the ways that GOD acts to favour those who truly believe in Him / Her :D
Briha
So, if God's pets are those who believe in him/her,
why did he/she create atheists? :wink:
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Re: GOD does have a sense of Humor!!!

Post by Skyman » Wed Apr 17, 2013 12:11 am

Atheists are not created, merely people who choose to help themselves.
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Re: GOD does have a sense of Humor!!!

Post by Grumpy » Wed Apr 17, 2013 1:23 am

.... or people who choose to think for themselves ......

THIS MENESSAGE HAS BEEN FORWARDED TO THE INQUISITION AND THE MINISTRY FOR VICE AND VIRTUE.
Make a man a fire and he`ll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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Re: GOD does have a sense of Humor!!!

Post by xl_target » Wed Apr 17, 2013 2:29 am

why did he/she create atheists?
To test those who aren't...

:lol: Sorry, couldn't resist.
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Re: GOD does have a sense of Humor!!!

Post by brihacharan » Wed Apr 17, 2013 12:19 pm

xl_target wrote:
why did he/she create atheists?
To test those who aren't...
:lol: Sorry, couldn't resist.
> On a lighter note - Atheists are those who ignore the sign "WET PAINT" - They have to sit & suffer the ignominy - Only to realize & accept with humility that "After all the paint was WET" :lol:
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Re: GOD does have a sense of Humor!!!

Post by TC » Thu Apr 18, 2013 4:43 pm

Great one Brihaji... :lol:

:lol:

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