Doctor’s Hunting Skills

danish21 · Post by **danish21** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 12:13 am

Doctor’s Hunting Skills

Five doctors went duck hunting one day. Included in the group were a GP, a pediatrician, a psychiatrist, a surgeon and a pathologist. After a time, a bird came winging overhead.

The first to react was the GP who raised his shotgun, but then hesitated. “I'm not quite sure it's a duck,” he said, “I think that I will have to get a second opinion.” And of course by that time, the bird was long gone.

Another bird appeared in the sky. This time, the pediatrician drew a bead on it. He too, however, was unsure if it was really a duck in his sights and besides, it might have babies. “I'll have to do some more investigations,” he muttered, as the creature made good its escape.

Next to spy a bird flying was the sharp-eyed psychiatrist. Shotgun shouldered, he was more certain of his intended prey's identity. “Now, I know it's a duck, but does it know it's a duck?” The fortunate bird disappeared while the fellow wrestled with this dilemma.

Finally, a fourth fowl sped past and this time the surgeon's weapon pointed skywards. BOOM! The surgeon lowered his smoking gun and turned nonchalantly to the pathologist beside him.
“Go see if that was a duck, will you?”

Danish

jonahpach · Post by **jonahpach** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 8:49 am

Danish u almost got it right.. there were infact 5 doctors! The fifth was an anaesthetist and when he got sight of the duck flying overhead...
I think Asif can complete the story

jonah

Post by **eljefe** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 10:40 am

Anesthetist drew the Mizo bowie, squirted some scoline on it and sent it winging sky wards, neatly decapitationg the duck and paralysing it.Turning to the assemblage with a bow-"my new Mizo bowie..."

badshah0522 · Post by **badshah0522** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 2:10 pm

Post by **kanwar76** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 2:33 pm

He he he he

-Inder

Post by **eljefe** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 4:07 pm

I'm an ER Physician,not an anesthetist...
NOw it would have had a different ending had the 5th guy beenan ER Physician!;)

jonahpach · Post by **jonahpach** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 5:49 pm

just pulling a leg.. eljefe's. By the way how is the bowie...? Cut a finger yet?

Jonah

Post by **eljefe** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 6:02 pm

Great looking, will re do a bit-after market customising...a project in itself, will post as I go along.
Thanks Jonah

Post by **Grumpy** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 12:14 am

An ER Physician ? You mean he would have turned over in his bunk and asked a nurse to shoot the bird ? !!!

Post by **eljefe** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 12:25 am

Turning over in bed meant I shot the bird...

Post by **Grumpy** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 2:45 am

......Yeah, left that one wide open didn`t I ? This nurse...er, `bird` that you turned over next to ...... um...... Was your wife a nurse ?

jonahpach · Post by **jonahpach** » Tue Feb 20, 2007 9:46 am

'Nuff already folks, leave the poor doc alone.. My fault actually.

Post by **Yaj** » Wed Feb 21, 2007 9:40 pm

Moral of the story: Its the surgeons who always get the birds

Yaj.

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