A Clock- Male or Female ?

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There was an expectant father who had spent quite some time waiting for the offspring to arrive - at his in-laws' place. As his leave balance had gone into the red, he tells his father-in-law, "When my son's born, do not call up my office and say that I have become a father of a boy because I'll have to shell out a lot for parties. Just leave me a message that the clock has arrived. This will be our code for the arrival of the baby."

The offspring does finally arrive one day, but it's a girl child. The father-in-law now thinks, "If I tell him that the clock has not arrived, he'll misunderstand and think that something has happened to the baby and come rushing over.

" So the father-in-law left the following message: "The clock has arrived, but the pendulum is missing."

[Mo]