Two Radical Arab Terrorists

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Two Radical Arab Terrorists

Post by nagarifle » Sun Apr 29, 2012 12:15 pm

Two Radical Arab Terrorists boarded a flight out of London . One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat... Just before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat.

After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, 'I need to get up and get a coke.' 'Don't get up,' said the Marine, 'I'm in the aisle seat, 'I'll get it for you.'

As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marines shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said, 'That looks good, I'd really like one, too.' Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it.

While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marines other shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.

He leaned over and asked his Arab neighbors... 'Why does it have to be this way?' 'How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?'
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Re: Two Radical Arab Terrorists

Post by dr.jayakumar » Sun Apr 29, 2012 12:52 pm

:lol: can' t sssssshhhhtop laaavvvigh.

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Re: Two Radical Arab Terrorists

Post by hks2056 » Sun Apr 29, 2012 1:24 pm

Dear Nagarifle
I have been enjoying your wise cracks on gun related postings for all these years.The present joke is most hilarious of them all. I hope that deep message is not lost on those who matter
"""" 'How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? """"

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Re: Two Radical Arab Terrorists

Post by FPSRussia » Sun Apr 29, 2012 1:44 pm

Thats called the ''BAD ASS'' attitude.Dont mess with the marine(Especially when he doesn't have any gun). ROTFL

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Re: Two Radical Arab Terrorists

Post by soumithra.177 » Sun Sep 30, 2012 12:32 am

Haha
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Re: Two Radical Arab Terrorists

Post by prashantsingh » Sun Sep 30, 2012 12:37 am

ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL
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Re: Two Radical Arab Terrorists

Post by furqan » Sun Sep 30, 2012 3:43 am

lol

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Re: Two Radical Arab Terrorists

Post by ckkalyan » Wed Oct 03, 2012 10:19 am

ROTFL

Good one Naga!

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Re: Two Radical Arab Terrorists

Post by gladiatorgarg » Wed Oct 03, 2012 12:15 pm

ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL :cheers: keep it up NAGA

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Re: Two Radical Arab Terrorists

Post by Baljit » Wed Oct 03, 2012 1:14 pm

Hahaha very nice naga!!!


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Re: Two Radical Arab Terrorists

Post by suraj2087 » Wed Oct 03, 2012 3:46 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Two Radical Arab Terrorists

Post by Raptor » Thu Nov 15, 2012 6:47 pm

LMAO
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