Barber's Story.
An uptown Barber had some important Politicos amongst his clients
"While cutting hair, the Barber asked the Finance Minister - "What’s this Swiss Bank issue?”
The FM shouted, “Are you cutting hair or conducting an inquiry?”
Barber: Sorry Sir, I just asked.
Next day, while cutting the hair, he asked the President - “Sir, what’s this Black money issue?’’
The President shouted, ‘’Why did you ask me this question?’’
Barber: ‘’Sorry Sir, just asked you’’
Next day the CBI interrogated the Barber, ‘’Are you an agent of Baba Ramdev?’’
Barber: No Sir.
CBI: Are you the agent of Anna Hazare?
Barber: No Sir.
CBI: Then while cutting the hair, why did you ask these VIP's about Swiss Bank and Black money issues?
Barber: Sir, I do not know why,but when I ask about Swiss Bank or Black money, their hairs stand up straight; and that helps me to cut the hair easily; that’s why I keep asking."
Briha
The Barber's Story!!!
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Good one!
"What if he had no knife? In that case he would not be a good bushman so there is no need to consider the possibility." H.A. Lindsay, 1947
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To ride, to speak up, to shoot straight.