The Barber's Story!!!

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The Barber's Story!!!

Post by brihacharan » Mon Aug 05, 2013 12:31 pm

Barber's Story.

An uptown Barber had some important Politicos amongst his clients
"While cutting hair, the Barber asked the Finance Minister - "What’s this Swiss Bank issue?”

The FM shouted, “Are you cutting hair or conducting an inquiry?”
Barber: Sorry Sir, I just asked.

Next day, while cutting the hair, he asked the President - “Sir, what’s this Black money issue?’’

The President shouted, ‘’Why did you ask me this question?’’
Barber: ‘’Sorry Sir, just asked you’’

Next day the CBI interrogated the Barber, ‘’Are you an agent of Baba Ramdev?’’
Barber: No Sir.

CBI: Are you the agent of Anna Hazare?
Barber: No Sir.

CBI: Then while cutting the hair, why did you ask these VIP's about Swiss Bank and Black money issues?
Barber: Sir, I do not know why,but when I ask about Swiss Bank or Black money, their hairs stand up straight; and that helps me to cut the hair easily; that’s why I keep asking." ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL
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Re: The Barber's Story!!!

Post by Mark » Tue Aug 06, 2013 7:50 am

Good one!

ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL
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Re: The Barber's Story!!!

Post by dev » Tue Aug 06, 2013 11:07 am

:cheers:
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